a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

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doinitmovin:

tr-apstar:

in-vagina-we-thrust:

niggablvd:

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

Keep her

This is so weird to see on my dash

I was wondering when I would see my favorite text post again haha

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clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

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camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

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hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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australiansanta:

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

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castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

We needthis

kill your double

DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE

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